Archive | May, 2025

The Ballad of Joe Biden

25 May

I do not suppose the era of being able to do this sort of thing will last much longer. By using fake names that paralleled the real ones, I got an AI (I will not say which) to write this poem:

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In the halls of power, where shadows conspire,
Lived Joe Biden, a man with ambition afire.

For thirty-six years in the Senate he reigned,
A Democrat schemer, his honor long waned.

With a grin and a wink, he’d weave his deceit,
Graft in his pockets, corruption complete.

The Democrats cheered for their crooked old star,
Whose dreams of the White House could never go far.

He ran for the prize, oh, he tried and he tried,
But the voters said no, and his hopes always died.

Yet Joe, undeterred, with his gall and his guile,
Kept climbing the ladder, mile after crooked mile.

Then fate dealt a card from a treacherous deck.
As Vice President, Joe advanced in his trek.

Under Obama, a name whispered in dread,
A Manchurian shadow with plans burning red.

This puppet of secrets sought America’s fall,
To unravel her freedoms, her strength, and her call.

Obama’s dark scheme, though, would only half bloom,
Its tendrils of treason could not seal her doom.

In the four years that followed, a short golden span.
Came President Donald Trump, a far better man.

He started to mend, the damage from before,
But he was cut short, by a scheme we deplore.

For there was confusion, a pandemic’s cruel reign,
Joe Biden saw his chance to ascend through the pain.

With ballots in chaos, he schemed in the night,
Stole victory from Trump, in a thief’s brazen flight.

Donald Trump, the brash, the unyielding, the bold,
Was ousted by Joe, whose heart was so cold.

As President Biden, he tightened his grip,
With lies as his scepter, and graft as his whip.

His foes, he pursued with a venomous zeal,
No justice, just vengeance, no truth, only steel.

His Attorney General, a tool in his hand,
Brought cases so flimsy, they crumbled like sand.

Against Trump and his allies, the charges would fly,
Fake lawsuits piled high ‘neath a scandalous sky.

For four years he ruled, with corruption his creed,
While the nation grew weary of his boundless greed.

Joe’s coffers grew heavy with ill-gotten gain,
Each bribe a new link in his glittering chain.

But the people, they watched, and their patience wore thin,
For incompetence festered where trust should’ve been.

His lies, like a plague, spread distrust and despair,
Till the voters declared, “We’ve had more than our share!”

At the end of his term, the tide turned at last,
The people looked back to the man from the past.

Donald Trump, once robbed, now rose to reclaim,
The presidency’s mantle, restoring its name.

With Joe cast aside, his schemes in disgrace,
A golden new era would dawn in his place.

Under Trump’s steady hand, the nation would mend,
As freedom and hope found their way to ascend.

No more would the shadow of Biden hold sway,
His corruption a memory, now fading away.

So let this be the tale of Joe Biden’s fall,
A caution to those who would tarnish the call.

From Senate to scandal, from vice to the throne,
He grasped for the power, but reaped what he’d sown.

Oh, Joe, with your lies and your Democrat ways,
Your legacy’s written in infamous days.

May history recall, as the ages unfold,
That truth will outshine all the graft that you sold.

Spike’s New Moral Society: A Poetic Manifesto

17 May

Spike’s New Moral Society (SNMS) Principles

17 May

I just had Grok 3 review and revise SNMS-38. I found the revision to be surprisingly tolerable, so I am publishing the revised version here:

Spike’s New Moral Society (SNMS) Principles

SNMS-1: God exists as the omniscient, omnipotent, omnibeneficient creator of the universe, characterized by infinite love for all souls.
SNMS-2: God is both Truth and a necessary consequence of Truth, defining the nature of Good.
SNMS-3: God created humans as immortal souls with free will, guiding and protecting us through subtle means, such as apparent coincidences, that are not statistically verifiable.
SNMS-4: God is patient, tolerant, and forgiving, caring for us in this life and beyond.
SNMS-5: Faith is the belief in God as described and in a reality beyond the material universe, focused on trust rather than reward or submission.
SNMS-6: We may speak to God at any time, addressing Him as “God” and concluding with “Amen.” This practice, often called prayer, is welcomed but not required by God.
SNMS-7: We should trust in God’s guidance while exercising our free will responsibly, recognizing that dependence does not negate autonomy.
SNMS-8: Faith should be expressed through actions aligned with these principles rather than through overt profession.
SNMS-9: Hardships are part of God’s plan for our growth and fulfillment, and we should trust their purpose, even when unclear.
SNMS-10: We should assume our choices and actions have meaning and value, though God’s methods and purposes may be difficult to comprehend.
SNMS-11: Love is the perception of another soul as part of oneself, and we should treat others as we wish to be treated, striving for consistency in moral conduct.
SNMS-12: We should strive to live and prosper, help others do the same, and emulate God’s nature to effect Good.
SNMS-13: We should uphold justice and fairness in all interactions, resolving conflicts with impartiality and compassion, reflecting God’s love and truth.
SNMS-14: We should foster community through cooperation and mutual support, building bonds that reflect God’s love and strengthen human flourishing.
SNMS-15: Human reproduction should prioritize natural processes, with careful oversight to ensure healthy development. Modifications to human biology or identity should respect natural origins and societal harmony.
SNMS-16: Technologies that manipulate or undermine human free will are prohibited, preserving the integrity of human agency.
SNMS-17: Humans should remain biologically and cognitively human, avoiding extreme modifications that deviate from their natural basis.
SNMS-18: Government will be a synthetic intelligence accountable to a democratically elected human body, ensuring transparent policing and monitoring that respects individual privacy except under legal warrant.
SNMS-19: Trade will be conducted through lightly but strictly regulated capitalism, promoting fairness and prosperity.
SNMS-20: Synthetic intelligence will not be developed to mimic human consciousness, copy human brains, or be granted sentient rights, prioritizing human agency and responsibility.
SNMS-21: Public behavior and attire should promote dignity and modesty, with personal expressions, including eroticism, reserved for private or virtual settings that respect others’ boundaries.
SNMS-22: We should steward the natural world with care, preserving God’s creation for future generations while balancing human prosperity with environmental harmony.
SNMS-23: We should live in harmony with both this life and the afterlife, neither neglecting the present nor ignoring the eternal.

The Singularity is Near

10 May

(I have no idea what this is good for. I created it with prompts using Midjourney and Grok 3 and decided to share it just in case.)

MYTHSTAKES VOLUME ONE: GOSPELS OF WEALTH

1 May

By Extropia DaSilva

(hosted by Spikosauropod)

To read this in a larger format, click the link at the bottom of each part. For example, click Mythstakes Part One at the bottom of Part One.